Before the Church replaced the old pagan celebrations with a day honoring the martyred priest, St. Valentine, in the fifth century, February 14th was Lupercalia, the second day of the Roman festival to orgiastically invoke the powers of fertility and the Sabine festival of Februa, a time of purification and renewal. Celebratory activities included blood sacrifice, drunkenness, men running naked through the streets beating the woman they encountered with thongs made of goat skin and then drawing the names of unmarried girls to sleep with out of a container in the Juno Februata lottery.
With that in mind, don’t just settle for flowers and candy, have a spectacularly hedonistic Valentine’s Day. Just remember to use protection, unless you’re trying to harnes some of that ancient fertility magic.



